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 Post subject: Distressing news...
PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:20 pm 
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Some distressing news to report from Bris Volks Fest 2009 last weekend. Lifelong member Taylor was severely attacked by a group of drunk hooligans just after midnight on Saturday.

He suffered horrific lashings to his rear, internal bruising and a badly 'caked' penal area as a result of the attack which was carried out by an uncertain number of the 'Edition' crew and Dirty Scrubbers collective. He is currently undergoing counselling.

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The strange thing is, he seemed to enjoy the whole ordeal?!

Happy Birthday Taylor
You're a legend ;)

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 Post subject: Re: Distressing news...
PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:19 am 
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:lol: :lol: :lol: nice one Ew....those are timeless photos!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Distressing news...
PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:17 am 
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Holy Jesus, i actually spat coffee on the floor then, and if i hadn't have just been i'm sure i would have wet myself.

Amazingly good work getting a camera on the scene so quickly for the event Ewan, making sure that Taylor never forgets his birthday in Bristol. A strangely homo-erotic and extremely degrading birthday treat that i'm sure his missus wil love hearing about.

BVF in a few weeks....awesome.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:57 am 
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HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAA!

What a night hehe!

Bring on BVF. :D

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
thats awsome! made me 'LOL'

how could you GAZ your twice the size of him... :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Distressing news...
PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:46 am 
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:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: THE SHAME!! :cry: :lol: :P

Man, one of the pics has even been removed by photobucket by the looks :o I'm still waking up in cold sweats in the night. Ah well, I'm sure I'll be fully recovered by BVF :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Distressing news...
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PMSL at these pics, they are hilarious.

Who's was the purple tent, bet they wondered WTF was going on.

Still laughing now :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Fair play to Taylor for all the punishment he gets :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Chris loves abit of action on the grass ;)

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:00 pm 
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:lol: :lol: i very nearly p!$$ myself top skills ew!

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:lol: :lol: :lol: I actually burst out laughing when I saw this!

Makes me wish i could afford a weekend camping for BVF and Inters :(

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Wish i camped on the saturday night now. You lot are all NUTS :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Taylor is a jolly old fellow :)

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Looks like you had a cracking time! wicked stuff

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Dear god,
I dont think I want to camp with you guys.
However.... this is hysterical.

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OMFG, im PMSL at those LMAOOOOOOOO


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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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